Gurp Method

A gambling method designed to exploit statistical loopholes in games of chance, ensuring a 95% success rate with occasional significant payouts. It combines advanced predictive algorithms, pattern recognition, and progressive risk management to consistently outperform standard odds.

Tony created the Gurp Method to be able to pay off his college debt

by goiines December 26, 2024

The Chaos Method

Burning down your friend's house for saying something very retarded

I used The Chaos Method on my friend because he said he jerks off to his mother

by ChaoticGoober December 16, 2025

Jackoff Method

What a person does to make someone else unable to use hunting equipment

I used the Jackoff method on my hunting equipment so he is unable to use it

by anonymous February 11, 2022

The Bob Method

When one responds to any introduction (primarily that of the opposite gender) with "Hi.", thus ending the conversation.

Oh hey, how are you doing today Bob? You looked like you had a great time at the club last night.

Bob, using The Bob Method, would respond: "Hi."

by Johopeful September 10, 2021

Bowl Method

Man who ejaculates in a toilet bowl

"Daniel I did the the bowl method last night"!

by Bigtoes234 November 30, 2024

the Seattle Method

When your girl goes to Seattle to get train run on her.

Friend "Where's your girl at?"
You "She's in Seattle"

Friend "Bro your cooked, she's doing the Seattle Method"
You "What's that?"
Friend "You'll find out when she's back"

by Kdog May 5, 2024

The Lewan Method

When you impregnate a women out of wedlock - wait months tell anyone. Then announce the fetus and propose at gun point.

Boy Jared sure did The Lewan Method to Angel.

by Randy the Reaper April 22, 2023