Mind-shaft

When a fellow chap uses his male genital organ to think, rather than his head.

"Look at you John!. She took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z. Really naive!!! You should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours!".

by John-0-notelb October 9, 2016

Mind booggling

When mind boggling just ain't enough.

This posse cut is mind booggling!

by T-Lenious Monk May 3, 2011

mind sanitiser

Vodka, or gin, or any high-strength alcohol-based product when taken for the purpose of cleansing the mind of horrible thoughts and images

Have you seen that toilet? Good grief, I need some mind sanitiser

by Todderz February 20, 2021

Mind Blownage

Due to the total plethora of mind blowing, you are left with an explosion of astronomical proportions in the cranial regency.

Example: in the case of felines partaking of cat nip, the mind retracts then expands at an extraordinary rate causing the proverbial mushroom cloud to appear hypothetically (but also realistically, intrinsically, metaphorically, and spiritually, etc.) between their ears in the absence of brain.

"The amount of cheese in the taco was Mind Blownage, brah" - Anonymous

by Jsas September 22, 2023

mind the gap

a joke to say to someone with a massive gap between their teeth

Taurian mind the gap lol!

by iMaNiLlUtioN April 2, 2023

Mind brand

You saw the mind brand memes and were wondering if it meant anything

All of these mind brand animation memes are very good and well done!!!

by A random person here July 20, 2021

Poverty minded

A term to discribe a persons lifestyle choice or mentality which is to live like their homeless, poor, poverty stricken like but in reality has money to spare.

The person who still :
*goes to the soup kitchen

*Wears raggy attire
*Refuses to bathe or do laundry

*Eats out of trash cans
*Eats super super cheaply
*Takes food possibly spoiled off the street home.
* takes stuff like a clepto home

Even if there bank accounts over hundreds of thousands, millions, billions

Normally you find this in a person whose was homeless beforehand

My tia mary is so poverty minded she still collects anthing she finds on the street. She says every time she'll find a use for it.

by Theamazinggeek March 12, 2018