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licking out my freezer 

An extremely personal act usually performed under the combined influences of booze and extreme cold.
"I'll probably be licking out my freezer till 11 or so."
"Gross, dude."

boot licking toadie 

Boot licking toadies, despite the negative connotation, generally know what they're talking about and usually remain polite in the face of rudeness. Most decent people actually aspire to be called a boot licking toadie by other, less informed individuals. Once a person is noted as a boot licking toadie, a small informal celebration is held in their honour, beginning with the change of their facebook pictures, to pictures of boot licking toads.
Down with the Seneschal and his fellow travelling boot licking toadies!
boot licking toadie by 0371 February 4, 2010

licking the bowl 

the act of pouring badder from baking something (i.e. cake badder) into a woman's vagina so licking her vagina is more pleasurable and tasty.
I love it when my girlfriend bakes because later I'll be licking the bowl. Then I know I'm gettin' laid.

licking oranges 

A secret word used by girls to say a guy is "looking gorgeous." This term originated when I told one of my friends that a guy i work with was looking gorgeous and she misunderstood me and thought i said "licking oranges"
" That guy over there is licking oranges!"

Johnny Depp is licking oranges!
licking oranges by Weirdduck March 8, 2005

White Lining 

Masturbating while operating a vehicle causing you to touch the white lines on the road.
Tom: "I was white lining it all the way to her house man."
Craig: "That's gross!"
White Lining by dunkernoodle July 22, 2010

Penis licking monkey testical log rolling uncle 

a man? with a penicl that can be used to write on paper or other white objects not black ones unless its a super duper gangster white penicl that write on black things like sreggin
i have a pencil man its so awsum i can write with it its like the shit homie