Take the late bus 

to ditch a school event of some kind and talk shit about bitches

"dude, i hate bitchy people"

"Ohmigod, I know, lets go take the late bus"

"totally"

Take the late bus by girlygirl726678 October 30, 2009

Business Late 

when you are only a few minutes early or on time for a meeting instead of being early...it can also be applied when you are less than 15 minutes early (referring to the old expression "if you are 10 minutes early than you are 5 minutes late")

I was business late for my interview. Showed up right at 5 of.
-or-
We made reservations for 9 will try to arrive business late.

Business Late by Dr. Breeze April 8, 2011

Church of Late Duederotofme

The New New book of Duederotofme and all the prophesies of Duke Williamson Tennant

And God spoke

Let all your work cease, let the field crops rot and be eaten by the beast of the forests. Kill the beasts of the forests and do not eat them, let them rot, for I have spoken and the children of the world shall starve.

For there is no longer a need to for exaltation in hunger, for the purpose of my children has been fulfilled. The earth has been emptied of all resources and all that is left is to transend reality into the spirit world. So that we can overcome our hunger related limitations. The time of the great nothingness has come. We will now be able to enjoy the vast pleasures of the universe.

Fear not death from starvation. For enduring starvation and sub coming to death you will begin a journey unlike any other that you have experienced. Your god waits for you with open eyes, to guide you into the afterlife, where life energy abounds and my children will no longer suffer. I have created this plane for all of my children, as a temporal destination location, until a new planet is ready for the souls of my children to find organic hosts to control.

By Duke Williamson Tennant founder of the
Church of Late Duederotofme

Church of Late Duederotofme by Lord Duke Williamson Tennant August 20, 2008

why are you late 

literally what all teachers fucking say when you come in that one second late, the best way to get asked why are you late is to walk around the skool and then roll up to class like a savage and sit down and look at ur phone

Teacher: Why are you late again today
Teenager:CUS im a savage and thats what the cool kids do when it's class at least I came to School
Teacher: K sit down then and do ur work
Teenager: stfu IDC about shitty schoolwork

why are you late by Elevators115 June 17, 2021

you late

A phrase said to someone who is finds out about something (for example a meme on the internet) way after everyone else.

Yo ya'll heard about all your base?

Man that was like 5 years ago, you late!

you late by laterade July 27, 2010

chronically late 

Any time you smoke weed after 4:20pm. The history as to why it is PM and not AM as well is unknown, but likely arbitrary.

Alt: Slang for when a dealer takes a longer than usual amount of time to deliver your pot.

"Man, it's five o'clock and you're just now smoking up..? You're chronically late!"

or

"Usually on time, Timmy wondered why PK was chronically late with the kind he had ordered."

chronically late by Sleightflow October 22, 2012

Ejacu-late

When you see something sexual then ejaculate after a long period of time sfterword.

Danny DeVito: Hey! How you doing Charlie?
Charlie: I kinda just came man idk what's happening.
Danny DeVito: Wish did you just ejacu-late.

Ejacu-late by DaddyDeVitosAlt May 28, 2020