Happy Lap

The state of arousal of the reproductive organs, often obvious and embarrassing, especially for men.

"I sat and told Santa what I wanted for Christmas this year. He totally had Happy Lap!"

by qpkarl February 4, 2020

Lap Gremlin

Someone who sits in people's lap as their friend

"Hey, would you be my Lap Gremlin?"
"Sure, I need some comfort anyways, thank you"

by Carlos the beast April 5, 2024

Lap Puppet

An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.

In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.

by Legacy NOC Team September 19, 2012

Gun Lap

A pimped out lap dance for gangstas.

Did ya hear what Josh did to this one girl?
No, what?
He gave her a Gun Lap.
Dude, that's chill.

by LivingUndead666 January 23, 2011

Lap rice

An sti

When a soggy boggy finishes you get lap rice

by Ong223 July 27, 2022

mattress lap

An bountifully haired pubic region, usually on a female, with the appearance of a part stuffed mattress.

Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.

Wow look at that!!

Ya think it's a merkin?

Mebbe, but it is a she is a true Mattress Lap

by Townsman July 28, 2016

LAP

LAP (Liveaboard Parent), I'm Cool

LAP, leaf 'Ykuk' (Ancestry), Please 'Friend'

by Inteckno April 19, 2023