Spaghetti Knees

When your legs give out. Usually caused by an extremely attractive person passing by.

"Yo when she walked by it about gave me Spaghetti Knees."

by GorillaKnees October 8, 2021

Growing Knees

Growing knees is a secret way of referring to a black person.

Shit man, watch those growing knees down aisle 4, I know they're stealing.

by Hardcock14 November 27, 2021

Jayden knees

knobby, joystick link, and long knees

"That boy got some jayden knees."

by rottxn February 17, 2022

Hayden Keesee

The best person in the whole wide world! They usually have curly blonde pretty hair. They are the kindest most loving person you will ever meet in your whole life and you will probably fall in love with them (forever). Don’t lose a Hayden! They don’t deserve you. Sweetest kindest athletic and always very muscular. Someone you will never forget.

Hayden Keesee! I love Hayden!

by Littleskittles17 March 31, 2022

Dad knees

Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.

Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?

by trying_their_best May 18, 2022

My knees hurt

You’ve railed more than 15 girls

Zach : Man my knees hurt

Alex : My man !!

by Devilish_Crown June 17, 2022

Wooden Knees

A synonym for being clumsy, often related to ineptitude with the use of one's legs.

"Watch out man, you nearly fell."
"Sorry bro, I got wooden knees."

by a really fat pig June 28, 2022