kevin

kevin is a loser. his eyes are almost as perfect as him. his body is extremely fuckable and he is he most adorable guy you will ever meet. his hair is black not brown and his teeth are perfect. kevin is a keeper.

“kevin’s a keeper”

by kelfkrkeklslslldkdkw November 23, 2018

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin

Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

by tradieaustralian July 9, 2018

Kevin

the process of licking cum off a horses asshole, bathing a naked old man, yelling nigger to all black women, and finally to perform the act of karate chopping off your own penis

the other day jeremy totally destroyed us in guitar hero by executing a kevin

by i forgot my name1337 October 28, 2010

Kevin

Someone that is very annoying. Does not necessarily have to be there name.

Someone or something you blame while angry

Kevin shut up!
God damnit Kevin!!!

by Barney McCain April 21, 2011

Kevin McCarthy

The spineless and loathsome Republican House minority leader.

America will be in trouble if a moron like Kevin McCarthy ever becomes Speaker of the House

by Soul_Driver August 2, 2021

Kevin Time

Alone time which is usually used for masturbation, although it does have other usages.

Dude, I'm going to go to the bathroom for some Kevin time. One of the freshman just installed fleshlights in the showers!

by Celarnor September 26, 2007

Kevin Durant

You can't beat them, join them.

Hey bro I was just like Kevin Durant, left the team that SAW MY FUCKING POTENTIAL and went to a team where i'm shadowed by someone else.

by Westgoat June 6, 2018