R. Kelly

R. Kelly is an R&B rapper who is a pedophile and rapes underage girls.

R. Kelly is used in a joke told to an person that is underage (can be told to person over consent but the joke wouldn’t be as funny) because he raped underage girls or told to a person who does very weird stuff.

“R. Kelly is gonna come get you”
“R. Kelly is waiting for you downstairs”
Told to an underage person

*Does something real weird*
“Bruh you like R. Kelly get away from me”

by weirdwushi March 13, 2019

R. Kelly

An rnb performer of the whikkety whack macdaddy paddy whack era. Well known for his bedroom and backstage antics with the young ladies.

He my daddy. R. Kelly tweats me good. Weal good. When I am a naughty girl he give me spanks. He teach me to be good girl. Weal good girl

by Itoldyadontfuckwitme January 5, 2019

kelly and brian

Kelly and Brian are the best couple in the world. She gets him to do the same sport as her, and he absolutely loves it. They spend the weekend at their sporting events and flirt constantly. Anyone around them can tell they love each other. He is a little bit of a nerd and under appreciated, but he makes her laugh so much. He is so giddy and open around her. She is more social and gets him to be a better person. There is no use trying to talk to them when they are around each other, because they are literally entranced. Brian does not want to admit his love, but everyone knows Kelly likes him. They will not end up at the same school, but they will never like anyone else after they meet. Brian and Kelly are the perfect couple, and they will do anything for each other.

"They are so cute, but not like kelly and brian."

"kelly and brian... ARE FINALLY DATING."

"kelly and brian are the best couple. They need to date then get married."

by 678true! May 30, 2018

Kelli Sudman

The most amazing girlfriend a guy could ever ask for. She’s blond with blue eyes, kinda short but that’s ok. She is super funny cute and is always there for you. She is the most beautiful person you’ll ever meet. She is super lovable and huggable. She’s always great at making me smile whether it’s from tickling me or something she said or did she can do it. She is very strong mentally and physically, and also very gentle. She is someone who if you find someone even remotely close to her that you should definitely set the hook on her cause she’s a keeper (even though she can’t catch a fish). All I’m saying is she is the most perfect Potassium person there ever was or will be. And anyone especially a Justin would be extremely lucky to have her.

Kelli Sudman is very potassium.

by JDAWG((( January 3, 2023

Milly Kelly

Milly Kelly is a bright bubbly girl who is also quite the trouble maker. Her love for all things nice and shiny, preferably silver, her love for her siblings and love for having fun. She is usually a kind sweetheart but can quickly turn into a firey dragon as soon as you do something she doesnt like. You hit her once, she’ll hit back 10x harder. Milly can also be very stubborn when it comes down to specific things. She keeps on top of her self-care and looks after her body like how scrat cherishes his acorn. There may be some flaws, but at the end of the day, Milly is one of a kind and loved by all.

“Milly Kelly is the most kindest, sweetest person ever.” “Damn, Milly is really something!” “I hope I could be like Milly one day.”

by rayopoly July 19, 2023

Mike Kelly

A person who is conceived by a Tokyo Drift.

I pulled my back out humping your mom. 9 months later I have a son named Mike Kelly.

by Cinker November 28, 2021

kelly girl

In the 1950’s if an office was short handed and needed someone to type and do other clerical work they could call a temporary work place Kelly girl and hire someone. That employee became known as a KELLY girl.

She is not a permanent employee, she is a Kelly girl.

by anonymous December 5, 2021