Karl

Karl is the kind of guy who is in a wheelchair. He lives in a condo with 2 adopted girls. He is known as a pervert because when his daughter's best friends come to visit, he stares at their chest and butt.

Karl is a good friend but as his prisoners often say, he is not the best at buying food. He is the worst at making dinner!
Both his adopted girls are forced to wear sweatpants and oversized hoodies in order to be looked at the perv.

Elise: ugh its Karl!
Maya: hey don't be rude, Elise!! I love him soo much, imma go byeeee!
Elise: . . .

Lucy: agh he's looking straight at me! Elise, what do I do?
Elise: THAT PERV.!! Here let me cover you with my arm
Lucy: thx B

Maya: ELISE HURRY UP!!!!!!!!

by L_is_awesome December 5, 2019

Karl Malone

NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.

Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl

by Deamkn March 26, 2024

Karl

beating the shit out of your opps

i finna karl his bitchass right now

by ilovesillyfrogs February 12, 2023

Captain Karl

A scrumptious dark chocolate, espresso cake. There may be caramel involved...and maybe some other stuff. When seen, girls dating boys with the name of 'Karl' will often seek to inform them of the fact of its existence no matter the time of day or night.

That cake is called Captain Karl??! Like, OMG. I NEED. TO. TEXT. HIM. NOW.

by rustedspoonsoflove May 8, 2016

Karl green

If a guy named karl has green clothes on, they are called karl green.

"Hey karl you lookin kinda karl green"

by JamalHasthebestcurry sauce February 9, 2023

Karled

To fondle and smell someone else's food.

As he leaned over to put his nose in my lunch, I knew I had just ben Karled

by shawnwalsh82 September 22, 2023

Karl

Insert generic traits that applies to literally anyone so that anyone reading can pick and choose specific traits from this description to apply to what they think of themselves.

Wow that’s a Karl!

by urbankc November 23, 2021