A sensitive guy who has a dick large enough to wreck Godzilla’s vagina. Know as a “gift from god”, women and men alike throw themselves at such a perfect creature in hopes that it will take mercy on their soul and have hot passionate rough sex with them.
Look, it’s a wild Juan in its natural habitat! Let me see if it will perform a sexual act in our presence.
by Coxic Sess November 23, 2021
"Juan or two?"
"how many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?" - just Juan
"i hate tacos"-said no Juan ever.
"how many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?" - just Juan
"i hate tacos"-said no Juan ever.
by iloveyoubiiittcchhhh August 06, 2018
A loving person with the name Juan. He is the funniest one of his friends. He is only jealous when a loved one is took in away. He gets lots of attention. He's also very loved.
by Ceezythebreezy April 15, 2018
A little bitch who is always depressed, he never wants to get his shit together and sleeps in closets and on couches.
by stankrat500 June 02, 2020
Juan is a very handsome guy that hit on every girls. Most of the time he’s already in couple but still want to hit it on Friday night. He’s a total fuckboy but still girls can’t get enough of him that’s why it’s a circle .
1-Omg I texted Juan last night and he wanted me to send nudes. I totally did it
- I understand I would have done the same thing even if he has a girlfriend
- I understand I would have done the same thing even if he has a girlfriend
by Gingerbread_isthick March 24, 2020
by Juan Untila November 02, 2018
Man who cuddles then leaves at 7 Am 👎🏻 Looks like a booger overall good guy likes to laugh at homeless people and throw rocks at their heads.
by Andbandj April 20, 2022