Jonas Brothers Fan

A screeming teenager who obvioudly has not hit puberty or is just getting their pubes.

Look at the Jonas Brothers Fan, what a stupid nazi.

by arealman October 17, 2008

jim jones cocktail

poison kool aid

i gave bessie some of the jim jones cocktail, she frothed at the mouth, shat her pants and dropped dead

by Alex Delarge March 26, 2003

Jonas Brothers

A band that 9-17 yr. old fangirls like because they're mildly good-looking (thanks to airbrush, photoshop, and liposuction) and sing about getting with girls (and possibly boys) with as many innuendos as Disney allows them.

For example, their song "Burnin' Up" refers to their inability to "get it up" and as a result get Prostatitis. Their other equally crappy song "I Am What I Am" refers to them all coming out of the closet while their song "The Muffin Man" discusses weather the muffin man could, in fact, be a female (with debatable herpes aka "blueberries").

By signing this band, Disney is promoting erectile dysfunction and hermaphrodites. There is possible "Jonascest" occurring within the band and anyone who listens to them is a racist.

Fangirl: THEIR SONGS ARE ALL FOR ME!!!11! OMJ, THEY WANT ME! THEY WANT ME SO HARD!

Sensible person with music taste: STFU bitch, Jonas Brothers suck more dick than a homosexual during Mardi Gras.

by BeccaQuinlan August 13, 2008

Jonas Ng

Probably the hottest Asian girl ever.

"Did you see Jonas Ng's butt today?"
"Yeah! Damn she is hot"

by Pablo The Man of 1000 Names August 23, 2011

Jonas

Jonas is a charming, lovely, smart, funny and wholesome guy that will make you feel better even just being in the same room as you. He is the ultimate women attracter and is an good athlete, musician, friend and also BF/husband
If you know a guy named Jonas, give him a pat on the back and compliment him. He's extremely handsome.

Hey Jonas, thanks for Being a good friend!

by Pilioko July 8, 2019

Jenis

the Erect part of your jeans when you are sitting down

Her jenis was so big I might just have to smash later on.

by 42069hentaidaddy December 15, 2019

Jenison

A shitty, old as hell high school. They love their academics and arts, willing to spend millions on it (yet they still don’t have air conditioning). They are SO shitty at sports that they highly value their girls bowling team. There are few hot guys and almost no hot girls, probably why not even the guys there are sluts. Everyone there is conservative, white and never shut up about youth group and their uneventful Sunday’s. Yet still, the one decent thing about this place is that most people understand the unspoken rule to mind your own fucking business. Most understand that you’re just trying to get through the day.

Person 1: where are you moving to?
Person 2: jenison
Person 1: well I guess it could be worse

by Ashely rose December 21, 2019