Jason

a boy with a small dick

Wow I can't believe I sucked a Jason without knowing what I got into.....

by albondigas_locas August 11, 2016

Dirty Jason

When your boyfriend Jason is sucking your dick and starts humming the words to a Toby Kieth song.

My boy Jason was sucking my cock When all of a sudden he started humming the words to Red Solo Cup. Fucking traitor!.

Now I know what’s it’s like to get a Dirty Jason!

by Pyscho669 April 28, 2020

Jason

A douche who looks very similar to a Neanderthal. You can identify a Jason by his prominent brow bone and distinctive poof on his chin that he likes to call a chin-beard. In reality, this is mold that is growing upon his visage. His singing can be likened to toads mating. His breast size should be a solid b-cup which is accentuated best by his Lance Armstrong bike shirt. His bosom will cause some of the ladies to be jealous. He is short in both physical stature and schlong size. However, his ego makes up for this. Everyone should know that his IQ is at least 260, and that is DEFINITELY not an exaggeration. If he breaks up with anyone it is certainly a good idea, for his IQ told him so.

Girl 1: damn, I wish my boobs were as big as Jason's,

Girl 2: Yeah, I know, right? Me too. I'm only an A-cup...

Man in the forest: What's that sound. Is that a toad. Oh wait. Jason has begun a ballad...

by My guitar June 11, 2012

jason

is usually a fag

jason is such a fag

by emms 1234 May 27, 2016

Jason

While he can sometimes be a whiney bitch, we forgive him because he also has a nice spine. Damn. He has an expansive buttplug collection and enjoys long walks on the beach. Usually alone. When he is not walking on the beach or trying out a new buttplug, Jason can be found trying to find the meaning of life... and failing horribly. Life is pain.

Damn Jason has fine spine!

by CterSinner6969 December 31, 2016

Jason Mirandes

Best Canadian squash player that ever lived. Idolized by many and considered a hero nationwide. Awesome hand eye coordination and superior racket skills. Definitely better than Roger Federer comparitively in tennis.

Wow, that Jason Mirandes really makes me want to play some squash.

by Pwest10 February 25, 2010

Jason's Pub

One of Owen Sound's more welcoming and friendly establishments. Attached to it is the "darkside". Literally just another room that is slightly dingier and does not serve Molson Crystal or 50. Also called "The Pube" by many regular patrons.

Guy 1- What are we gonna go tonight?
Guy 2- Go to the pube! Or as people from outta town call it, Jason's Pub!

by Tenant #2 above Fantasy Land October 2, 2013