January 18 

Spike aka Ezric birthday!!!

Me: Hey u know what day it is
Spike: What?
Me: you fucking moron, ITS JANUARY 18, YOUR BIRTHDAY IDIOT!

January 18 by Dragmehbawls December 23, 2021

january 1st 

national manifisent daisy a boyfriend day !
everyone who sees this must manifest daisy a boufirend

"omg its january 1st"
"oh shoot i better manifest my hot emo friend a boyfriend!!!"

january 1st by hot girl asf December 31, 2021

January 12th

national kiss a black straight hair 5'6 lonely kpop obsessed plant killer plushie lover clean depressed Asian day

DAMN IT'S JANUARY 12th. Time to go give that smexy lady tien a kiss

January 12th by Not depressed kiss kiss December 31, 2021

January 1st 

National have sex or e sex with jason

“Today is January 1st you know what that means?”
“Yes have sex with jason”

January 1st by Jaydne2928282 December 31, 2021

January 1st 

The day where everyone braces for what the new year will bring.

John started digging a fallout shelter when he woke up on January 1st

January 1st by Beltbucklebystander January 1, 2022

january 1st 

national kiss a tall baseball boy with a mullet day !

oh it’s january 1st, time to kiss a cute baseball boy with a mullet

january 1st by ham23916 January 1, 2022

January 10th 

Real niggas are born. These relatble mfs are smart, good lookin as fuck and usually have a mf dump truck. Though they can be hella annoyin, them niggas are loyal af.

That January 10th bloke is a sic cunt

January 10th by Tyron_paul73 January 2, 2022