Jake

Turd. Shit. Dookie. Excrement from anus.

I gotta take a jake

by Chadsmom9881 November 23, 2016

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An odd guy, usually gay and loves listening to hippie music! He's a very unusual guy...

Jake is a really weird guy.

by _unreliable_ March 13, 2017

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1.) A pompous arrogant douch canoe, who thinks he is better than everyone else. 2.) A guy who names his son Archie because he hates him and wants him to suffer childhood.

Man Mark is being a real Jake. Well that's slightly better than a Appalachian Chief.

by Mystik Chuck Norris May 02, 2016

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a gay ass nigga thats got a huge forehead that needs to kill himself . He sucks dick just to get by making only a few dollars per cum load because he is a gay cum dump.

Man fuck JAKE

Bro you look like JAKE cause of your forehead

by Nigga112 May 29, 2019

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Great in bed, the best guy you will ever meet. So sweet. Nice, and always there for you. Has a great personality and body. Jake is loyal, and knows how to treat a girl and will defend you. Anyone would be lucky to have a jake as a boyfriend

Girl 1: omg he has to be a jake, I want him so bad
Girl 2: he is a jake, but he is dating that Taylor girl.

Girl 1: I need a jake like that
*Taylor and Jake walk up to each other and jake picks her up and they kiss*
Girl 1: I want that some day, I will find my jake

by Jake is my dad June 29, 2018

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