Jake

jake is a loving person. he is absolutely hilarious. he sometimes can talk to other girls more than his girlfriend but the rest of the time he’s loyal. he has some haters but mostly friends. he has blond hair and blue eyes and is short. he has one girl always head over heels for him. overall jake is the best

omg jake is making that girl blush

by bluemouse01 March 6, 2019

Jake

A non existent hairline and waste of space

That piece of sh¥t Jake tried to find his hairline but couldn’t

by Fich much March 13, 2019

Jake

Means a very fat penis that is short and fat in Zimbabwean :) it also means chode in Ugandan

Damn boy that dude must have a Jake

by ItchyRick March 20, 2019

Jake

Jake is the sweetest trans boy ever he may be problematic but he cares for everyone, he would never do anything to hurt someone, unless they mess with his girl, he is incredibly cute,sweet,kind,deep,loving,amazing, and he thinks the complete opposite of himself but so many people love and care for him. He may not be perfect but nobody is! He won’t just be nice to you but each time you see him he will tell you how much he cares for you and that he can’t lose you, If you ever meet a jake hold on to him hold him close and never let go!

Girl: “I’m worthless “
Jake: “ok get comfortable because it is time for me to spend a hour or more explaining to you how wrong your statement is”

by Kristen Fisher March 30, 2019

Jake

This is the best name that one could ever have, because it is superior to to all other name.

Man, Jake is such as great name, because everyone that I know named Jake are the best

by Notmyrealnameplsdontuseurname April 3, 2019

Jake

A very gay man and ugly squirrel

*Watching the Grinch

Do you see the grinch he looks like A Jake

Yessir

by GrinchHater April 8, 2019

Jake

Looks like curious George. He’s mega gay and no one likes him.

Wow look at jake, he’s so gay what the fuck

by Shfjebdjee April 9, 2019