Dutch Crouch

When a man straddles your lap, forwards and shirtless.

Mate I had to chin this geeza last night, he nearly caught me off guard with a dutch crouch.

by Yeet90 November 16, 2020

Dutch Vacuum

Receiving oral sex while inside of a ducth oven

Man she gave me a Dutch Vacuum

by Master Dutch May 28, 2018

Dutch Inhaler

The process of inhaling a fart via anus

"That bitch got a nice ass im tryna give her a dutch inhaler"

by EmptyAnnex August 22, 2018

dutch mustang

The Dutch mustang is when your lady puts on wooden shoes and then bends over while you fuck her from behind. The shoes make it sound like you are a riding a horse through the streets of Amsterdam.

She sounded just like a Dutch mustang.

by Chucktatorship May 2, 2018

Dutch facial

Placing the space between the scrotum and the anus on the face of target and clenching.

Hey hold him down while I give him a Dutch facial.

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

Dutch Hammonds

To have a abnormally large shit in a toilet.

One that would break the basin and be one hell of a ring stinger as it comes out.
Would fill the toilet with a massive log and block it for days.

Ah guys I went for one hell of a Dutch hammonds the other day.

I laid a Dutch hammonds the other day in a field.

I feel a Dutch hammonds coming on.

by benjaminbunny August 17, 2014

dutch eggnog

The act of covering your lover in a duvet then cumming over her face whilst ripping out a large fart.

Oh man, I gave the mrs a Dutch Eggnog last night and she threw up so bad. My sheets looked like a bad day in Bagdad afterwards.

by mac 007 April 6, 2016