Ipod

Ipods.
They bring sex to ur ears!
the shuffle is gay though... NEVER put it on shuffle >.>

Girl: JIZZZ
boy: wat??
Girl: I jst got ear raped by my ipod.

Example 2
Girl: *clicking next button* gay. gay. lame. stupid. gay. lame. lame. old. ARGHHHHHHH WTF YOU DUMB SHUFFLE?!!! PICK GOOD SONGS!!! >.<

by sumRandomKaytieeKidd(: October 21, 2010

iPodestrian

1. A selfish, self absorbed, iPod wearing pedestrian who insists on walking on a bike path without having any awareness of any other bike path users.

2. A totally self absorbed iPod wearing pedestrian who blithely walks anywhere, including into traffic. A potential organ donor.

...ting....ting....tingting... HEY...FUCK YOU TOO...fucking iPodestrian

by squirtjosie August 11, 2012

Ipod Fag

An iPod Fag is someone who uses an iPod as if it were a smart phone, except for calling. Instead, iPod Fags use shitty phones like flip phones or the LG Cosmos l2.

John: Hey, is that the new iPhone 5s?
Fabio: No, it's just the iPod 5.
John: Then what do you use to call people?
Fabio: I use this shitty flip phone *shows flip phone*
John: Dude, you're such an iPod Fag.
Fabio: I know.

by YaBoiFranklin May 26, 2014

ipod touch

A device for listening to music, movies and porn.

ipod touch passing by.

by Dope420 January 15, 2017

iPod

What the old kids have, people who have this are considered oldies.

You have an iPod, wow your not invited to our party.

by Gragesdor January 14, 2018

ipod

Wait you still use iPods? I think everyone knows that the Zune is the best music player, dumbass.

Hey Frank I have an iPod!
Fuck you Jim the Zune is better.

by Mogieymouse January 17, 2021

iPod

a device the size of your palm that can hold music all day and all night. It can also play audiobooks. It's also very customizable in software and hardware.

Person 1: Hey what's that you're listening music from?
Person 2: It's my iPod
Person 1: What?! these are super old and stupid! Listen from ur phone
Person 2: No, shut up! iPods are rad. Too rad for you to understand.

by anonymous November 20, 2021