Human Polenta-pede Burger

A Halloween-themed burger, comes with polenta

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Human Polenta-pede Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Human Cannoli

When you skin someone's scrotum, roll it up and bust a nut into it, giving the appearance of a cannoli.

What did you say about me? You say that again and I will give you a human cannoli.

by Egg Nutt August 15, 2019

Human beering

Term denoting the inseparable bond between humans and beer, well suited to explain to non-drinkers the biological reason for beer craving.

"Awww dude, my liver's gotta hate me, I've been beering it up aaaaall last week..."

"Hey, don't sweat it man, we're all just human beerings"

"True. Thanks man."

(sound of can opening)

by Larsssson May 23, 2009

Human Soft-Serve

The act of taking a crap by a human. When the crap looks like soft-serve ice cream.

WOW, that wasn't a crap In I just took. I just made some human soft-serve. It look just like the chocolate soft-serve ice cream cone In had.

by Secrect Destroyer February 11, 2010

Human Extrament

Human Extrament is not poop, instead it is anything "extra" that comes out of the ass. Included in the category of Extrament are: Farts, Anal Leakage, Blood, ect.

Bill: "Dude I've got the worst swamp ass of all time!"

Harry: "Dude I get Human Extrament everytime I eat Thai food."

Bill: "Word."

by K1LL_4_FUN March 18, 2011

Human bottle rocket

The act of shoving a bottle of champagne up ur ass and poping the quark and watch them fly.

Where did Jason go? Space he did the human bottle rocket

by Lemonachi_man January 24, 2021

Human Traffic Cone

When two jacked up midgets paint themselves bright orange and you have to parallel parks between them.

Go over there and see if you can fit your Hummer between those two human traffic cones over there. You might need to use that back up camera.

by shtoven December 13, 2010