smoke hog 

To engage in fellatio.

So, baby, do you smoke hog?

smoke hog by petabo August 13, 2006

Designated Hog Smoker 

A chick with a nice pair of DSL (Dick Sucking Lips) because all you can think about is getting a Hog Smoking from her

Danielle Fishel (Topanga from "Boy Meets World") should be declared a Designated Hog Smoker!

Designated Hog Smoker by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Hawaii Hog Rider 

the act of boning a girl resembling moana and tearing her asshole inside out. in order to complete the Hawaii Hog Rider you must stick a whole corn in her asshole.

my friend moana doesn't like corn but destroyed the Hawaii Hog Rider

Hawaii Hog Rider by shlongkeydonkey January 26, 2018

ball hog 

Player who takes all the shots himself. One man team. Shoot first - pass second

A lot of people think Kobe Bryant is a ball hog. Look at his team. What can he do? He unfortunately is sometimes a ball hog, but it's for the greater good.

ball hog by Kobe 24 October 10, 2006

Crankin' My Hog

Crying and masturbating through the barn door of your boxers.

(Look up 'cranking' and 'hog' for reference)

"GET OUT MOM! I'M CRANKIN' MY HOG!"

Crankin' My Hog by Grossly June 5, 2016

ball hog 

Usually in basketball. A player who keeps the ball for themselves, never passes to a team mate, always takes the shot themselves or always calls plays for self to shoot. Never rebounds, never picks, never draws the defense away from a play.

Kobe Bryant is a ball hog.

ball hog by Strider302 September 4, 2005

bandwidth hog 

your bitchass roomate who downloads porn at all times.

bandwidth hog by Anonymous October 2, 2003