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Thirsty Hamster

When a man lays belly down (naked) on the roof of a car with a sun roof, while the woman, or man (whichever way you swing) gives top from the front seat, paso or driver.
Damn bro. Just got some mad top in that birds car, thirsty hamster style.
by BigShlongSam April 10, 2024
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hamster-hider

the anal orifice of a male homosexual, also known as a faggot’s queer pussy, into which a small hamster is inserted to scurry around the disgusting fag’s G-spot and provide sexual stimulation to the excited homo
The sexy 16-year-old Str8 bully stopped working on his homework momentarily and glanced at his little faggot brother breathing heavily, moaning, and squirming around on his bed.

“It won’t be long now, fairy,” he addressed the 11-year-old gayboy, laughing at the poor pint-sized poof sobbing while getting all hot and bothered. “Ever since I shoved that lovable small rodent up your queer hamster-hider, it’s been busy nibbling on your G-spot, fag. In about ten seconds, you’re gonna have the craziest hands-free dry cum of your young life, little homo! Hahahahaha!”

Sure enough, as if on cue, the preteen phagget gasped then bucked and heaved once . . . twice . . . thrice, and finally collapsed on the bed, saying, “Thanks, bro! That was awwwwesome, dude! Now will you pleeeease remove the fuckin’ hamster from my gay butthole?!”
by FaggotyFag March 11, 2024
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hamster pancake

a name for a silly type of person who gives a lot to charity and would sacrafice themselves for you
man: she is such a nice friend
woman: yeah shes a hamster pancake
by kati herpaderp September 8, 2017
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hamster stroke

An ill-defined feeling of sexual inadequacy. A concern that despite their sexual abilities and effort, they will not be able to satisfy their partner.
I was working all night to give my girl and orgasm, but I think i might have hamster stroke.
by LEE THE MYTH May 10, 2018
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thirsty hamster

The act of a laying across a sunroof while your partner gives you a blow job.
Dude my girl gave me a thirsty hamster last night.
by Jerden97 February 21, 2024
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Hamster syndrome

A term used to refer to the sudden death of an individual due to an unexpected, inexplicable cause.

Originates from a fake Reddit post, that later became a meme.
He, unfortunately, fell victim to the hamster syndrome while cutting tomatoes.
by rslinuxguy December 7, 2023
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Hamster sunroof

When a man lays across the roof of a automobile and hangs his member from the sunroof,meanwhile the occupant(s) drink from said member like a hamster in a cage drinking from the bottle
Man, Carrie gave me a hamster sunroof in my 1500 last night it was crazy, esp doing 45 in a 25.
by Sailorguy 85 March 6, 2024
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