gorilla grip

When a coot just be too tight

Damn shawty you got that gorilla grip

by Chad Powers October 2, 2022

Iron Grip

When a girl gives a guy a handjob, and holds his dick wayy to tight

You get a handy last night man?" "Yeah dude" "Nice how was it?" "Pretty bad dude, she had iron grip on my dick

by wadupppp March 30, 2011

prune ass gripe

An old person that is always griping about you.

What is his problem? the prune ass gripe always has something bad to say about me.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 9, 2009

Grip and Rip

When you are passing a big ass kidney stone and it gets stuck half way through, so you grab the base of your dick as hard as possible like a gogurt and pull up as hard and fast as humanly possible.

Bevin: Bro, for the last four hours I was in the bathroom passing a kidney stone.

Seth: Dude it could have been done in 30 seconds with the grip and Rip, only problem is your urethra fucking dies.

by Nibba slayer May 10, 2018

grip up

it means to man up,stand yo ground

tell dem niggaz to grip up cuz im ready bang.

by markymarc May 13, 2005

Grip reaper

A female that seems very attractive in bed and wears dark clothing where you can tell it’s tight and pink

Jack: “Damn Zach, don’t you agree that you couldn’t pull out of that grip reaper running on the Field?”

Zach: yes, have you seen her, she’s mommy
Jack: don’t you have a girlfriend?
Zach: oh she’s flat and it’s roast beef

by Ohsorrymommy January 3, 2023

anal grip appliance

The art of applying your brand spanking new cricket bat grip with your anal sphincter. Always useful to have a deep anal cavity and advised not to apply white grips, due to an increased risk of staining.

Little Boy: Daddy, can you help me put the grip on my new cricket bat?

Mike Atherton: Of course son, it wouldn't be the first time i've used an anal grip appliance.

by Alasdair W June 15, 2007