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Rose Goggles

What happens to the men of rhit. They see the girls there and forget what hot women look like so they become attracted to average looking ones.
- "Did you see Danny with that fugly chick?"
- "Yeah, he's got a bad case of Rose Goggles."
by daveezey June 11, 2006
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Guantanamo goggles

The act of placing each of your testicles on a sleeping victim's eyelids. The left testicle is placed on one eyelid and the right testicle is placed on the other eyelid at the same time. If you are blessed with a third testicle, that is to be placed under the recipients nose. Best done after a moderate night of fellowship with or without sweat (preferably with sweat).
Vince: Dude, Brian is passed out. What should we do to him?

Nik: We should give him an Alabama hotpocket.

Nickbro: Nah man, we gave him that last weekend. We need to do something new.

Joe: I read on the internet about something called the Guantanamo goggles. I think we should give him those.

Vince: Guantanamo goggles? By the beard of Zeus, what does that mean?!

Joe: It is when you put your balls on someones eyelids.

Nickbro: Do it!

Joe: Alright.

Joe does the act

Brian wakes up

Brian: So who has 3 testicles?

All: Why?

Brian: I feel like one of you placed testicles on both of my eyelids and put one under my nose after a moderate night of fellowship.

Joe: Guilty as charged.
by NVN May 16, 2010
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Clout goggles

White, oval shaped glasses that rich white kids wear when their drunk and are trying to act like they are hot shit.
Look Ava is wasted and wearing her clout goggles. Typical.
by Clout4dayzz July 16, 2018
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Search Google or type URL

If you are searching this congrats! You are officially bored.
Guy 1: Im so fricking bored
Guy 2: Have you ever googled Search Google or type URL?
Guy 1: Uhhh no?
Guy 2: Then shut it you arent really bored
by 56kul September 2, 2019
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Google that

The coup de grace to a particulary pointed insult or series of insults. Usually one that involves a sub-reference that the recipient may not immediately recognize or understand.
Oh yeah, well yo momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Google that, biatch!
by T-Mil December 9, 2008
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Google-able

Something that will return a useful result when searched on Google is Google-able
The only reason I passed that big report was that my subject was completely Google-able
by Joe Hawkes-Cates January 20, 2008
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google junior

a know it all who always knows what's going on and is full of dumb facts ; someone who spends all there time googling.

also when you ask someone a question and there only response is "iunno google it".
steve - how do I add pictures to my facebook?

me - iunno, google it.

steve - haha your such a google junior.
by brian geiger December 30, 2008
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