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Goober

a person who is terrible at a certain activity, absolute trash.
Yo tung, your an absolute goober. you cant even reach the fuckin rim on a layup!!
by eeaa24 July 23, 2019
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PLANET GOOBER

A group of professional young men who make very beautiful music for others. They are also very handsome.
"Aye you listen to that new PLANET GOOBER song?"
"Yuhhhhhh, it was fireeee"
"SLAT"
by rxmen September 16, 2019
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Goober

Used as a term for someone who is young, naive, oblivious, childish, or doesn't quite understand status quo. Has similar connotations to Nerd, Geek, Weirdo, Spaz, etc. But is often used to describe High School Freshmen or younger siblings. For example, Spongebob Squarepants would be considered a Goober as well as anyone that acts similar.
"Can I play with you and your friends, big brother?"
"Nah, they think you're a Goober."
by hailthemotherland March 7, 2018
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Gooberism

When someone's whimsy is silly; borderline stupid.
Mat is quite a goober. He shows signs of gooberism
by anonymous August 30, 2025
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Goober

A goofy ass nigga who doesn’t know right from wrong, constantly trying to make people laugh, and tends to reek the world
Idiocy.
Oh you goober”
by Wonderfulbliss April 24, 2024
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Goonie Goober

Generally a man between the ages of 18 to 25 who partakes in collecting, training, experimenting, and learning with and about firearms of all variants

As well as Gear and equipment and having lengthy debates on what *insert item/gun* is the meta for that month. Sometimes partaking in prepping for SHTF

And then as well as young men who has seen the horrors that the North America has to offer, experiences with eldrich abominations that can only be told on the coldest of nights with quite a bit of liquid courage
Hey man, have you heard about what Steve just bought?

Yeah, he’s such a Goonie Goober
by GoonWalker May 11, 2023
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Goober

Dumb WIddly pan an absolute Wanokly spat an unequivacly woocley YaBerBop
Woah bro talk about some real Goober material in that nerd over there
by Brapmaster November 16, 2022
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