goober snatch

someone who is being "un cool"

bro your being such a goober snatch

by drayven edward hugh bonenfant November 2, 2023

Goober Beaters

Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.

Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."

by chickewingzbruh May 20, 2019

Silly Goober

The worst type of person on the internet. A "silly goober" constantly says how "silly" they are. From their perspective, they're silly, but to a normal person, they're just a dork.

These "silly goobers" also like cats way too much, and they constantly use the smug ass ":3" emoticon.
They're always on twitter drawing and constantly talk about autism and ADHD, because it's what they got.
Silly goobers play Roblox, and they all joined between 2015 and up. Silly goobers like three Roblox games: Regretevator, Evade, and Rate My Avatar. Regretevator is catered to silly goobers, they probably like Evade because the Nexbots are "silly" to them, and Rate My Avatar is a place where they all cluster.
Most of them like South Park, and they like to ship the characters, because they're internet geeks. They enjoy games like Undertale, Deltrarune and OFF.
Silly goobers like music that is bouncy and upbeat, and instruments that sound like a meow. Notable songs include KK Slider and The Cat from Ipanema.
A silly goober's humor can be dumbed down to this: Small, innocent character does something really bad.

Silly goober: im a silly goober!! :3
Me: Absolutely atrocious.

by Eggego July 31, 2024

Goober

Racist term for Argentine-Senegalese people. If you say this you will be attacked.

Dan: Look at that dumb argentine. He’s such a goober.

Ricardo: Don’t say that buddy. *Shoots him*.

by stronzo75280 July 28, 2021

Goober

Dumb WIddly pan an absolute Wanokly spat an unequivacly woocley YaBerBop

Woah bro talk about some real Goober material in that nerd over there

by Brapmaster November 16, 2022

Goober tech

When you do something really stupid in the game dead by daylight and it works.

"Why did you vault into that wraith and how did he miss?"
"Goober tech idk"

by Goobaw December 12, 2023

Goobered up

When someone does something really cool, but stupid.

Zack: Did you see him do that backflip and fell?

Aaron: Yeah that was goobered up.

by Astro09 December 5, 2019