goat monger 

If you are in fact a goat monger, you may do these things
-make plans then wimp out on them
-speak before thinking..often too loud
-frequently forget to brush teeth
-possibly have had same hairstyle since you were 11

Not to be confused with one who hunts and maliciously assaults goats with their bare hands!

Geez I wish so and so wouldn't be such a goat monger.

goat monger by Ian Henman November 7, 2003

goat me up 

to turn one into a goat 0R to to smother someone in goat cheese.

DEFINITION 1: "Im not very happy with my life as a human. I wish I was a goat. They seem to be content with their mello lives. Can you goat me up?" said Bill
"Sure Bill!" said Fred.

DEFINITION 2: I always asked my frat bros if they could goat me up. I always liked the feeling of goat cheese on my skin.

goat me up by gotgoats?321 April 17, 2010

Goat out

To be fucked anally by a goat, and then the Goat pulling out. It is used on Pornography sets of which animal fucking is going on and to ensure the 'fuckee' is aware that the animal (ie.goat) is clear of entry.

*Goat is fucking human... Goat pulls out*
Director: "GOAT OUT"

Goat out by Jezzmeister September 11, 2010

Goat Out

A person , object or a situation which causes confusion, doubt and/or paranoia. To 'goat out' can be defined as situation in which you see things, do things or hear things out of the ordinary. Similarly someone can be a 'goat out' by doing or saying things that may cause others to be paranoid or confused. 'Goating out' is often experienced whilst under the influence of cannibis and/or other mind altering substances..

That tree was talking hebrew to me, Goat out!

Goat Out by Pondage September 9, 2010

Goat Stroker 

You enjoy visiting goat sanctuaries in your spare time and stroking Goats.
Basically means your a fucking retard...

Person #1: Can I have some money please?
Person #2: No, Fuck off you dirty Goat Stroker.

Goat Stroker by xDStevieee July 18, 2010

goat in a tree 

when a goat is put in a tree it is classed as a goat in a tree

look at that goat in a tree

goat in a tree by directionalarrow May 29, 2008

Goat Rope 

goat rope--definition--A very confused situation

To teach new cowboys the art of roping a moving target, such as a horse or a steer, novices would be put in a pen full of goats, which were smaller and less dangerous, to hone their craft. The old-timers would gather to watch, drink, whoop and be amused by the ensuing melee. It was not a pretty sight.

I'm a writer with a book of the same name and I did extensive research to find the origins of this term.

Man, what a train wreck, what a goat rope!"

Goat Rope by Daniel Blore November 11, 2007