arena football 

arena football is a very cool sport. it is like normal football except it is played on a 50 yard field with sideboards. the sideboards make for great fun because lots of people tend to run into them while trying to make a catch. It is also very fasted-paced and there are about 100 points scored between both teams on average

dude arena footbal is crazy awesome!

arena football by Alex Klein May 16, 2005

michigan football 

A NCAA football team on the verge of being moved to Division 1-AA. Once a good team as far back as the 1990's, they have not been able to come back from being owned by the Ohio State Buckeyes for the past few years.

You mom sucks like michigan football

michigan football by Exhortera November 1, 2007

dirty football player 

The act of sticking both your thumbs in a girls ass and wiping them under each eye.

Last night I gave suzy a Dirty football player last night.

dirty football player by choda boy August 25, 2003

american football 

All you Rugby guys are crazy. Put an NFL running back on the rugby field and he will score every time he touches the ball. When you compare the 2 athletically, football players are bigger, stronger, can jump higher, can run faster, and can catch better. They wear pads cause they hit 10 times as hard.

The Rugby player was angry to learn a football player had been fucking his wife, but could do nothing about it because he would get his ass kicked.

american football by Chris Tozer May 13, 2005

real football 

The opposite to fake football. See football or soccer.

Americans don't like real football, so they call it soccer (term coined in 1812)

real football by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

Stoke City Football Club. 

A council tax funded meeting place for the less intellegent and feebleminded residents of Stoke on Trent who consider the substandard display on their pitch to be of premiership quality. These "fans" are usually seen bedecked in their red and white striped XXXL Stoke shirts, bottom lip protruding, saliva dribbling, scratching their freakishly heavy brows as they contemplate how to negotiate the turnstile whilst communicating in a series of grunts and clicks. Can be heard mentioning 1972 in every sentence, as that was the one and only time they have been successful, and that was only in the League cup, a cup without any value whatsoever.

Grunt, duh, yeah, I like "Stoke City Football Club." , 1972, nauuuughhhh, dribble flibble

Stoke City Football Club. by Port Vale Football Club April 5, 2011

Dirty Football

After having butt sex the girl then massage the shit covered dick and balls with her feet

Shannon gave the me best dirty football last night.

Dirty Football by Massivegoob July 5, 2007