florida porn

Resulting from a Floridian's recent rebuke of schools showing classic art (specifically, Michelangelo's David): anyone showing leg below the knee, A&F advertisements, firefighter calendars, any swim suit designed after 1946, the showing of pelvis or clavicle even through tight fitting clothing; and of course any Renaissance art (those nasty 14th century bastards!)

Terry is looking hawt in the new Fire Fighter calendar! That shirtless pic is straight up Florida Porn!

by The ninth blunder of the world March 29, 2023

Florida Blizzard

When it rains so hard that everything is white outside, but there's still enough daylight peaking through for you to see general shapes.

Generally occurs in Florida, but can happen anywhere.

Autumn: Look at the rain coming down!

Lonnie: There's so much of it, it looks like a blizzard.

Autumn: A Florida Blizzard?

by ndmstudios June 15, 2023

Florida

Florida is known for alligators and hot weather. Bugs and Karens live mostly in this state.

Florida is craazzyy

by Meanings behind memes June 24, 2023

Floridian

A Floridian is one of the most unique species of the US states. Unlike other states, we don’t have a certain memo. We’re a bit of everything, black, asian, white, and (mostly) hispanic/latinos. Many people aren’t necessarily proud to be / live in Florida. Many people think we are “ghetto”, but in reality, we just know how to have fun. Other states make fun of us, but we know how to take it, and make it our ‘own’ thing. Like the Florida man joke, we accepted the joke and we moved on. Cause we’re Floridians and we don’t let stupid sh*t bother us. Floridians love, love, lovee PUBLIX. We know the store layout like the back of our hands. (Unless you’re unfortunately forced to go to a different one.) We also have Walgreens, which is kind of sucky with the medicine and slow, but its good nonetheless. My family moved to Florida in 2014 from Argentina. And honestly in my 9 years of living in Florida, ive never gotten bored of it. Theres always something to do, or some crazy people doing ridiculous stuff you wouldn't see anywhere else. The only downside of Florida right now, is the shitty mayor. But besides that, no matter what people say about my state, i will always be proud to be Floridian. Cuz were unique!!

Person from ohio: Look at that cr@ckhead from Florida!!

Person from Kentucky: Ha!! Yeah, what a weirdo!

Proud Floridian: atleast hes doing something with his life, you irrelevant f*cks.

by Bandit6O June 29, 2023

Florida swoop

A Florida swoop is a someone who is a hoe, or indulges in many sexual relationships at the same time.

“You don’t want her bro she’s a Florida swoop”
Kodak ~ “she ain’t nun but a Florida swoop”

by ZADDY_Cali July 15, 2023

Florida Baptism

the act of dunking a baby into your dirty storm surge water filled with shit and bacteria to ensure that the baby has a strong immune system

my neighbor held a florida baptism in his backyard yesterday.

by blue waffle house August 31, 2023

The Florida Alligator Trap

The Florida Alligator Trap is when one woman, lying on her back, is scissoring another woman lying in a similar position. When either woman is close to climax they will clench their legs down forcefully locking each other in place.

Girl #1: So, did you and Tanya get at it last night?
Girl #2: Oh yeah, she pulled the florida alligator trap
Girl #1: Damn that sneaky motherfucker

by The All Wise One January 4, 2015