first class flex

Military: when someone in your division is frustrated that you haven't been doing anything for the last couple of hours and wants to go home so your first class makes everyone stick around for hours doing something menial and totally unrelated

*Ship's power goes out*
E-3: LPO why are we even here? We're doing nothing, for a different division that doesn't need or want us, on a system that's not even ours, we've completed all our work for the day, and I just want to go home. Its 1500!!!
LPO: uhhhhhhh FIRST CLASS FLEX! Everyone stay behind for another two and a half hours to pick up trash on the pier!

by Slash1492 April 20, 2019

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state flexing

You snitching on everybody telling people business being a rat

John; I just snitched on them for selling to them guys over there
Lil Dopefiend: Bruh c'mon you always state flexing

by Lil Dopefiend February 24, 2020

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flexing a pop

Flexing a pop

Be back in minute just flexing a pop.

Why did you take so long? Sorry I was flexing a pop.

Do you have a toilet? Need to flex a pop urgently.

by HeavySoss December 7, 2019

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Flex

To take or steal something, with the past tense being "Flexed" and present participle being "Flexing"

Example One: Kyle recently went to the convenience store to flex a Monster energy drink.

Example Two: Chad is flexing his new Lambo in Instagram

Example Three: I just flexed the PS5, y'all down to play.

by diamondzsantana April 18, 2021

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flex agains

Flex agains are boasters or big time braggers who always have proof to back it up

Ahh man here come this flex again showing off his new tesla sheesh he's always in somethin new

Flex agains - boasters or big time braggers who always have proof to back it up

by Treyyounggod October 18, 2018

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