Flaket

Commonly used to describe a crusty, painful poo. Can often be mistaken for burnt cornflakes.

“Just done a poo and it was heavy flaket, my arse is ringing”

by FatFlaketMan69 January 16, 2022

Flakey Jakey

A flakey Jakey is a big turd that you think is in a solid piece but slowly flakes off as you birth it.

“Jeez I thought that was a solid log but it was a flakey Jakey last minute.”

by Truffle pig December 15, 2021

Flake

A flake is someone who generally makes plans with you, promises to do things with or for you but can never seem to follow through. When confronted with their behavior they usually get defensive and run away.

Jonty promised to help paint Cameron’s house. He never showed up. We made plans saturday to paint and he came up with an excuse why he couldn't show up. Jonty is a flake.

by Camjo February 16, 2022

flaker

someone who you’re so jealous of it’s insane

she’s such a flaker…. i want stuff like that

by punztwt March 13, 2022

Flake

A person who more often than not cancels plans last minute and at times without any notice or letting you know they are unavailable.

Shit… Ria flaked again. I’m so over it I’m blocking her.

by Ria15 July 30, 2022

Flake

Valle the all time champion flaker. Never is down to sip.

Don't be like that flake valle.

by Eyoungmoolah October 16, 2022

Flake

George

Can't believe he flaked on us what a George

by ped.0penguin November 26, 2022