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License Fail

A license fail occurs when someone taking what should be their first driving practical test prepares thoroughly with expensive lessons, has been waiting for months, is supremely confident of their ability to pass, and has even discussed getting insured for their parent's car upon passing...

...Only to discover that, in the test center waiting room, they have the wrong side of their paper provisional license, meaning they cannot be tested, waste the money spent on taking the test, disappoint family and friends and have to wait 3 months for the next available test.

Also known as "pulling a Charlie".
Guy 1- Holy fuck, you know what's worse than failing your driving test?

Guy 2- Nah, what...?

Guy 1- committing epic license fail, that's what *shudders*
by CharlieGiggles August 29, 2009
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Casey-fail

To fail at something you prepared for, and you can never get it right. Or, simply to fail at anything and everything.
Wow he just Casey-failed so hard.
by that tennie guy August 13, 2010
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Microwavable Instant Fail

1. A situation which is obviously doomed to failure before it even happens.
2. A person who seems to fail automatically without even trying.
1. This isn't going to work, this is stupid. We're just heating up a bowl of microwave instant fail, I can see it already.
2. That guy over there must have his pockets filled with microwavable instant fail, just inhaling the packets without even bothering to add water.
by Hamster Alliance August 15, 2007
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fail light

To fail or lose at something that's very easy. Comes from Light Mode in DDR.
You got a 40% in Basic Counting to Ten! Way to fail light.
by 5'11"Racer September 15, 2006
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meta fail

Man: You fale, bitch!
Girl: You misspelled fail. META FAIL!
by Fale April 1, 2009
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Fail at Failing

To fail at failing is to fail so horrbily that you are the king of all things fail. This is not a double-negative, you just suck! It is also consider 386 times more fail than an Epic Fail.
1. Jim: Dude I totaly just crashed my car onto my roof!

Gary: Wow man you fail at failing!

2. Gary: Jim got a -72 points on his english test.

Rick: Wow he fails at failing!
by Kamakazai November 11, 2009
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Fail Knight

A term used in the game World of Warcraft to describe a Death Knight, since there are so many of them that suck people write them off as being complete failures. You are bound to come across one that sucks.

Fail Knights are popular because they have the advantage of starting at level 55.
Paladin: This death knight rolled need on a shield.
Warlock: haha fail knight
by Puzu September 2, 2009
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