A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 23, 2024
Get the jizz fairmug. In any given situation, where it is totally legit to say «fuck it», a counterpart can state; «fair fucks..»
by TERMINATORm July 4, 2020
Get the Fair fucksmug. by fordashy is gay June 27, 2023
Get the Financial Fair Playmug. Established by UEFA to prevent football clubs from spending more than they actually earn.
**Does not apply to Manchester City
**Does not apply to Manchester City
"That is the only thing that disturbs. My opinion about FFP (Financial Fair Play) doesn't change, like my opinion on VAR."
- Jose Mourinho
- Jose Mourinho
by a dude, not a dudette July 15, 2020
Get the Financial Fair Playmug. 1. a skydiver who hasn't cut away and only comes out to the drop zone when the weather is nice enough to jump
2. a weekend warrior who skydives when the weather permits
2. a weekend warrior who skydives when the weather permits
1. my friends have 9 to 5 jobs and kids so they are fair weather flyers
2. my dad works during the week and jumps on the weekend if its nice out. he's such a fair weather flyer
2. my dad works during the week and jumps on the weekend if its nice out. he's such a fair weather flyer
by ashproh December 7, 2011
Get the fair weather flyermug. The other day after work Connor said that Candlebox is now his favorite band while he was sipping a Mango Cart. The guy is officially a full blown fair.
by FrickJames October 15, 2020
Get the Fairmug. When someone offers a favor, but in reality, they want you do the majority of the work.
Translated from French, this is a "let them do it" favor.
Translated from French, this is a "let them do it" favor.
Darius: "The company laid me off, but they are willing to give me a strong recommendation during my job search."
Maddy: "Sounds like a laissez-faire faveur."
Darius: "Why do you say that?"
Maddy: "That happened to me once. It was all cool until the CEO told me to write my own recommendation for them to edit and return to me on company letterhead."
Maddy: "Sounds like a laissez-faire faveur."
Darius: "Why do you say that?"
Maddy: "That happened to me once. It was all cool until the CEO told me to write my own recommendation for them to edit and return to me on company letterhead."
by porkchchoppanzeefin May 5, 2020
Get the Laissez-faire faveurmug.