Quiche Eater

One who is not a real man. There are multivarious rules by which one would be defined as a quiche eater, but here are a few:

Quiche eaters like to buy flowers for dates.
Quiche eaters do not look for trust funds and big breasts while dating.
Quiche eaters wear cowboy outfits when they are in the middle of major metropolitan areas.
Quiche eaters do not gamble nor do they idolize James Bond.

If you find yourself under the spell of a woman, chances are you are a quiche eater. Don't look at other definition and think it has anything to do with homosexuality. This is about lifestyle choices that heterosexual men are forced to make.

Jake was busy dating a hollywood supermodel with big gozangas. The date consisted of drinking. He then bashed the woman over the head with a club and dragged her by the hair back to his place. Jake is a real man.

Todd's date consisted of preparing and feeding his woman quiche. He dressed up in his finest cowboy outfit to do this. Todd is a quiche eater.

by BussaBuss July 17, 2010

Beef Eater

Someone who eats ass aka A rimmer
Comes from using "beefy" as a description of a fart
Very good to fool people into admiting they rim people without knowing

Hey chris are you a beefeater
oh sure i love a bit of beef... hey what are you laughing at me for

by Jay Clarkson February 22, 2005

purple penis eater

A female with a propensity for wearing purple lip makeup and a bent for oral sex. Usually accompanied with extreme emotional problems.

I went to a rave last night and ran into a purple penis eater.

by Scrimmy August 22, 2008

Eated

A word created by polarsaurusrex (Lewis). Correctly used in place of ate.

"I eated a dick today, but no homo."

by ShogunateGenius February 14, 2018

Snake Eater

Most badass motherfuckers in the military.

pvt. Johnson: Man i'm such a little pussy, I wish I were a snake eater like Major Badass over there, he kicks some serious ass.

by Bilbo_Tbaggins April 13, 2016

Pearl Necklace Eater

A guy who gives a woman or man a pearl necklace and then eats it.

Scared girl: Jesse did you just eat that pearl necklace

Jesse: Why as a matter of fact i did!

Scared girl: EWW get out you pearl necklace eater!!!

by mad stad the tad May 25, 2009

EatemNSmile

Loves to perform oral sex to the extent that he wont stop until he makes his girl squirt multiple times. He is so proficient at eating pussy that any woman who falls prey to his oral talents, invariably winds up smiling for days if not weeks after his tongue ravishes her. He has been known to utilize Ice, and Halls cough drops alternately on her clitoris while his fingers pound her g-spot to bring about intense squirting orgasms in his lovers. Is also known to suck and lick her clitoris for an extended period of time, and has caused more than one woman to pass out from dehydration caused by multiple and frequent orgasms.

EatemNSmile licked and sucked my pussy so well, and i got of so many times, i passed out!

by EatemNSmile July 29, 2011