Like An American Election

Phrase used to describe something that is fake, fraudulent, bogus, inauthentic, phony, etc.

Her tits were so big i swear they are like an american election.

Avril Lavigne is not punk, she is like an american election.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

electric banana

When a man sticks his penis into a USB port on a computer.

Jimmy was so lonely Friday night, he gave himself an electric banana.

by theblackbananamanisback February 11, 2009

electric penis

when one tries fucking an electronic device and gets electracuted through the penis.

Dude it felt like I got an electric penis when i got racked

by aj101 July 24, 2006

electric girls

sex toy - female dummies with electric vibrators

"have you got any electric girls?"

by nick22 June 12, 2006

electric cigarette

A marijuana cigarette, usually hand rolled.

They call 'em electric cigarettes cause they buzz your mind

by Jody C. May 23, 2008

the electric slide

Using rubbing alcohol as anal lube while blasting "The Electric Slide" so loud that the neighbors can hear it. The combination of alcohol and extreme soundwaves make for quite the stimulating enema. Not limited to any specific sexual orientation. After all everybody poops. "You can feel it, IT'S ELECTRIC!!"

Me and (insert name) got so hammered last night we did the electric slide until 4am, then totally shit all over the place!!!

by Obnubilater March 13, 2008

2020 election

its been going on for 2 days now and it's a close call to make and it's really fucking annoying how much of a big deal it is. THEY ARE BOTH ASSHOLES! HOW DO PEOPLE NOT RELIZE.

The 2020 election is what started world war 4. World War 3 was started because Britain and France fucked up Russia for bear abuse.

by Beastmode1158 November 4, 2020