Eileen

She's a wonderful human being. She's always there when u need her and will always stand up for you. She's honest and an advice giver. She's not skinny nor fat and has a big butt and boobs. Love you Eileen

Me: Oof there comes my best friend Eileen
Friend: Yupp

by sugamin9901 April 7, 2018

#1 on top eight

The number 1 person of a "top 8" on a persons myspace site. myspace allows a standard of 8 people from a persons friends list to be displayed on their page.

(pathetic people conversation)
person 1 "omg, i just checked ur myspace. i need to be #1 on top eight!"
person 2 "i'll put u on my top 8 if u put me on yours!"

by DirtPrincess May 23, 2006

the purple eight ball tornado royale

a gang bang gone bad, when 4 guys (i: 8 testicles) whip their penises in a circular motion (ie: tornado) around a girl and proceed to ejaculate on her face and/or hair. during the ejaculation phase the 4 guys sing "im walkin' on sunshine wooohooo". during this phase the girl punches each pair of balls so that the four males pass out(ie purple), leaving her the only person standing (ie royale).

"hey man this girl was giving me attitude at the local walmart so i told her i would give her the purple eight ball tornado royale"

by ball smasher April 9, 2009

eighth

A 1/8 ounce portion of a drug, generally marijuana.

"She let's me drive her car so I can score an eighth from the lesbians out west in Venice."
'Holiday From Real' - Jack's Mannequin

by J Dawg93 February 4, 2009

eightses

Shady way of announcing a pair of eights in poker to sound like "aces", in hopes that your opponent will fold or muck their cards and let you take the pot.

(Both players reluctant to show their hands at the end...)
Josh: "Pair of nines."
Sue: "Eightses." (winning expression)
(Josh returns cards to dealer unshown before he actually looks at hers.)
Josh: "Dude, I had you beat! I thought you said aces."
Sue: "Nope, eightses. You mucked, sucka."

by Coell May 14, 2005

eight straights of fucked up

1) when tripping acid, seeing eight planes of existance simultaniously
2) being really, really, exceptionally fucked up

"yo i am eight straights of fucked up"
"....did you just say eight straights of fucked up??!?"

by J Deb September 22, 2005

EightyBaby

A name refrencing the generation of young adults born in the 1980s.

1) You had the Baby Boomers, then Generation-X, Now, The EightyBabies.

2) *shows ID saying he was born in '84* That's right! Certified EightyBaby! *shows wristband that says 'Made in the 80's'

by Andy "The Man" Alexis April 26, 2006