Dickioki

When your girlfriend uses ur dick as a microphone during a blowjob to sing karaoke

This girl did a crazy dickioki performance on ‘Hey There Delilah’ yesterday evening. It was hilarious

by Sgeetje March 7, 2022

Dickification

verb

1. Transforming something into a dick

2. Emphasizing the dick in a word. ex: ContraDICKtory

1. I made this cake into a dick using dickification

2. You should look go look at Urban DICKtionary and find the word dickification

by NøtCyanide April 19, 2023

Lady Decking

When a lady garden has had the landscape gardeners in and the bushes have been removed.

Richard: Where have you been?

Polly: At the beauty parlor having lady decking installed!

by OOOOKE August 2, 2009

lasso-dicking

Showing off in an attempt to attract/rein in members of the opposite sex.

Phrase comes from the Argentine Lake Duck's mating habit, it which he swings his obnoxiously lengthy penis as a sort of lasso to ensnare a female.

Oh here we go, Marcus is lasso-dicking again.

Someone tell that guy to cut the lasso-dickery, we're not interested.

by Leolizard October 12, 2009

Chickie Dickie

A person who is sexually attracted to chickens.

that guy's a chickie dickie

by Austinadia June 4, 2013

Spock Docking

See space docking, wearing a red shirt and "live long and prosper" high fiving

I was docking my boy, watching Star Trek and it just happened...we Spock docking

by ben2020 October 5, 2013

urban dicking

When you're completely bored out of your mind and have nothing else to do but read through urban dictionary.

Jim: what are you doing tonight Suzie?

Suzie: Nothing I am so fucking bored I will probably just be urban dicking all night.

by SuzzieQQ December 9, 2013