Drunken Seagull Vomit

The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.

Alex woke up with drunken seagull vomit on his back

by Allen Charles August 16, 2021

dunkle burger

the child of Sandra and Robert

Hey, sandra gave birth to dunkle burger yesterday! She’s so cute

by user971639382628 November 21, 2021

Drunkulectual

An amazing idea, thought of while intoxicated. Most likely not remembered well enough to take credit for it.

That’s my drunkulectual property

by Miss Catty November 14, 2021

Drunken Rob

This is when someone gets so drunk they fall over in the middle of the road with his pants down and starts masturbating at taxi drivers.

I was that hammered last night I did a drunken rob

by Diana’s airbag November 23, 2021

Drunkery

When Fuckery Mixes With The Alcohol 😭😭😭😂😂😂

"Bros On Some Drunkery Sh*t"
"This Shit Is Some Drunkery"
"Feeling A Bit Drunkery Tonight"

by LilBabii19xx November 26, 2021

Drunglesac

The scrotum and/or contents therof

*man gets hit in balls
Man: “ow, right in the drunglesac!!’

*man cuts himself whilst shearing his scrotum
Man: “ahh my drunglesac!!”

by DJZA80 November 26, 2021

Dunklesque

resembling the extinct devonian fish genus dunkleosteus

"those armored fish are totally dunklesque!"

by CEO of fish January 19, 2022