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Nasal Depression

The state of being depressed about the size, shape, or color of one's nose. Can lead to decrease of self confidence.
Me: I have nasal depression.
LaDonna: LaMeelah, go see a nasal psychiatrist.
by LaMeelah March 25, 2009
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Coldstone Depression

The immense amount of regret and shame felt after eating icecream from Coldstone Creamery.
David: "Mer, I feel so horrible after eating that chocolate dipped waffle bowl full of ice cream..."
Meredith: "Yeah babe, that's called Coldstone Depression...I feel it too."
by hi.immeredith August 6, 2011
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guitar depression

A general state of sadness, personal despondency, or dejection felt immediately after witnessing an individual outperform or otherwise display such exceptional skill playing a guitar that it leaves one suddenly melancholic or indifferent towards oneself and one's own level of skill with same instrument. Not to be confused with shredblock.
Carla: "Hey, have you seen James recently?"
Gary: "Nah. I hear he has guitar depression...hasn't left his room, or touched his guitar for weeks. Not since John Petrucci ripped him a new one."
by Autodidact904 January 6, 2017
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tumbling depression

When you are half crippled. A level up from Crippling depression
"Yo man, my mom got tumbling depression cause there weren't any noodles at Walmart."
by Random but not really November 30, 2017
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cyclical depression

A roller coaster of emotions. Similar to the stock market or economy. (Usually a trait of females)
Guy 1: I hate all these girls posting pics with new friends from parties and crying when they don't actually hangout

Guy 2: it's the fuckin cyclical depression man. They do it to themselves
by Swagkiller469 June 7, 2018
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Fake depression

What 11-14 year old girls do to get attention
by FurryHunter January 16, 2020
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Teenage Depression

A serious issue that is not addressed nearly enough.

When a teenager acts sad or irritable, it's usually attributed to "hormones" or "Attention-seeking." What people don't realize is that teenagers can and do get depressed. In fact, depression in teenagers has been rising alarmingly fast since 2015.

Why should a teen be depressed? Well...there's many reasons.

The teen years are where life starts hitting you like a truck full of bricks; you're in High School now, and it's time to think about what you're going to do with your life. Your parents and teachers may pressure you to do well, and your teachers may not necessarily be that great. It's basically your free trial of working 9 to 5; only it's 8 to 3 (or 4) and you have several "bosses" whom you have to please. And let's not get started on puberty...

With all this going on at once, teenagers will often be stressed and confused, and a snowball effect ensues:

Stress leads to depression, and depression is often misunderstood.

Misunderstandings leads to ignorant, unhelpful adults.

Ignorant, unhelpful adults leads to deeper depression.

Deeper depression leads to self-harm.

And finally, self-harm leads to suicide.
Teenage Depression is real. If your teen seems to be a bit irritable and down, don't dismiss it as a phase.

Because if you don't, you probably won't be having any grandchildren; however, you WILL have the crippling pain of outliving your child due to something that YOU as a parent could have prevented if you simply tried to understand what your teen is going through.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 9, 2021
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