David

A man who is overly homosexual, usually terrible at video games and poker

Wow you cant even finish the second level? What a David...

by mohamedalakar August 12, 2015

David

noun. A nice boy who is extremely whipped when in a relationship.

David is whipped.

by dchang March 5, 2018

David

A tiny human with very small hands

That David over there has small hands!

by Whitworth12000 January 26, 2017

David

Stalker who hides in bushes.

David followed me home and hid in my bushes without m6 knowledge

by #funduringwork July 31, 2017

David

Hypebeast and always looking fly, David is the type of lad to fuck yo bitch and suck her toes. A scholar to heart and man of science, David spends way too much time studying bio. David got the freshest gear and the dirtiest ears. This nigga got the patchiest beard.

Shaggyass, bring dat ass here, David

by MinecraftCreeperfag January 7, 2018

David

A Massive cock blocker and usually a Fatass

Goddamn it I got david on my team

by RiceFarmer3605 June 19, 2016

david

David

1. A male (normally a douche-dag) that makes plans and cancels at the last minute
2. A run of the mill d-bag

Old usage:
1. Long haired white boy

Slang:
Pulling a David
To make plans and cancel after having a friend drive across town

James: Why did you pull a David and never show up to the bar

Hitler: Whoa bro, there was a family emergency, I can't believe you would think I would do that. I have my days but I'm not a David

by notmyrealname.mpeg September 4, 2014