verb: to Dave
definition: to accidentally injure a part of ones body or ones surroundings in a ridiculous manner regularly
definition: to accidentally injure a part of ones body or ones surroundings in a ridiculous manner regularly
Person 1: 'Did he hurt himself again?'
Person 2: 'Yeah, he Daved his wrist when he Daved a chair when he sat on it and it collapsed'
Person 1: 'Wasn't it about this time last year that he Daved his ankle on a trampoline in the park on a night out?'
Person 2: 'Nah, about this time 2 years ago'
Person 2: 'Yeah, he Daved his wrist when he Daved a chair when he sat on it and it collapsed'
Person 1: 'Wasn't it about this time last year that he Daved his ankle on a trampoline in the park on a night out?'
Person 2: 'Nah, about this time 2 years ago'
by Stelf123 May 14, 2018
Get the Daved mug.A person named Dave, who more likely than not, is emotional aka emo. Therfore, his click can tag the nickname, "emo dave" to his resume. This kid can usually be found at the punk rock concerts, in the bathroom cutting himself, in the girls clothing stores, and clashing on guitars with his wannabe band (usually his best friends, who as well, are very emo) it should be noted emo is a disease and spreads among everyone this kid, dave, is connected to.)
You: Yo emo dave are those new jeans?
EmoDave: Nah, they're my sisters.
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You (to a kid whos just cut his wrists): Stop being such an emo dave! fuck!
EmoDave: Nah, they're my sisters.
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You (to a kid whos just cut his wrists): Stop being such an emo dave! fuck!
by Greg Fitzpatrick September 16, 2008
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When you have an annoying female constantly in your ear and you want to get rid of that chick, you pass her on to Dave and she'll never bother you again. You will feel free and as for that chick..........see "Poor Life Decisions"
"I have the perfect solution to deal with that chick that's been bothering you! All you need to do is DAVE IT"
"Dave it! Dave it good"
"Dave it! Dave it good"
by jjjggg August 12, 2009
Get the Dave It mug.A derogatory term for throwing out a beer that is dirty, has "floatsies", is warm, or is generally just undesirable when playing beer pong.
by The Jonstrosity July 3, 2008
Get the dave the beer mug.Married mature man who's wife is sufficiently open minded and properly trained so that she presents other woman to her husband.
by Marky Mark October 7, 2003
Get the Hedo Dave mug.He's a good guy, pretty short, but dark and mysterious.
He enjoys long walks on the beach; looking for that special someone
He's great at sports, and when he gets too sweaty, his big muscles shine in the light.
Even though he's small, he's great at cuddling, and will wrap you up in a blanket of his undying love and affection.
Be warned: Dave is a successful flirter. He'll make you swoon
Unfortunately, Dave is very clumsy, so almost everything is his fault.
But don't worry! When he falls because of his endearing clumsiness, you can sweep him of his feet!
He enjoys long walks on the beach; looking for that special someone
He's great at sports, and when he gets too sweaty, his big muscles shine in the light.
Even though he's small, he's great at cuddling, and will wrap you up in a blanket of his undying love and affection.
Be warned: Dave is a successful flirter. He'll make you swoon
Unfortunately, Dave is very clumsy, so almost everything is his fault.
But don't worry! When he falls because of his endearing clumsiness, you can sweep him of his feet!
by ticked off person December 4, 2018
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