When a person sends a monke emoji on any platform, he/she will become sick due to the old ancient curse.
by Gamblersheaven January 12, 2021

by jacko.zx10 July 26, 2021

It started when I was about 19, working behind the bar at a sports centre for a Young Farmers do. I served the guy with a pint, and he said:
‘can you fit a scotch in there?’
‘Yes sure, no worries’
‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’
What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.
‘can you fit a scotch in there?’
‘Yes sure, no worries’
‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’
What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.
by Torbaydos July 27, 2022

Someone who is cursed with eternal life until they figure out how to fix something they caused eons ago.
Dude you know that old man who lives up the road, Some say he has The Curse of the Lorax, Bro been alive since 1776.
by Big_Bongo June 24, 2023

a curse originating around 1900’s in North America that results in a Ticonderoga pencil being stuck in the anus of a person, causing immense pain all over the body.
by landongodly May 21, 2024

The curse of Kpop stans (especially female) that learn about toxic korean beauty standards that brainwash you into thinking that you could get a body like your favorite idol and most of the time ruins your body image and makes you develop a eating disorder.
Person 1: "I like Blackpink! I might listen to them!'
Person 2: "Well dont go through the kpop stan curse."
Person 2: "Well dont go through the kpop stan curse."
by Chuulover21 December 19, 2023

in inability to maintain the attraction the vaginal intercourse from a women immediately after a serious breakup of a relationship
by Moe "Money" Mahmoud October 24, 2007
