It's boring here and JCPD have nothing to do except pull people over in search for marijuana. The Chattahoochee River is the closest thing to "exciting." Also, a lot of spice that fucks kids up because its 'legal' and parents are drug testing them.
Girl: "where are you from?"
Guy: "John's Creek"
Girl: "you got that rich kid suburban stuff don't you"
Guy: "no i just have mids"
Girl: "oh"
Guy: "John's Creek"
Girl: "you got that rich kid suburban stuff don't you"
Guy: "no i just have mids"
Girl: "oh"
by iamnotapothead420 April 10, 2011
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by Plaster Salley June 11, 2006
Get the creekbird mug.While stopped at a stoplight, something in a nearby car catches your eye (sorority bumper sticker, etc) and in order to ascertain the nailablilty of the driver you let off the brake and idle into a position where you could reach ideal creeping angle. Also, known as a Creeping Jane for females.
“Look, that Isuzu has a “Sassy Chick” sticker on the bumper.”
“Pull a Creeping Tom up there to get a better look-see. I think we got something.”
“Weak dude, I let off my brake for that? She’s a 7.1 on the Nailer Scale.”
“Pull a Creeping Tom up there to get a better look-see. I think we got something.”
“Weak dude, I let off my brake for that? She’s a 7.1 on the Nailer Scale.”
by Ockman May 2, 2008
Get the creeping tom mug.Anytime someone less than desirable pays you a compliment that is either unwelcome or completely out of place or character. Often followed by a stare of disgust or awkward silence and usually reserved for women. Often occurs at work or bars.
Can you believe Steve from accounting? He just said how my dress shows off my best features. He can keep his creepliments to himself
Hey Jenny, that guy at the end of the bar just gave me the worst creepliment. He said my eyes remind him of his mother.
Hey Jenny, that guy at the end of the bar just gave me the worst creepliment. He said my eyes remind him of his mother.
by Mr. Mensa August 27, 2008
Get the Creepliment mug.A sexual technique by which a girl pretends to be asleep or actually is asleep, followed by the guy "creepering" their way into the "sleeping" girl's private areas.
Sometimes used synonomously with the verb form "to creeper", the act of commiting creeper style.
Sometimes used synonomously with the verb form "to creeper", the act of commiting creeper style.
Tommy: "Hey Bob, you get any action with that new girlfriend of yours last night?"
Bob: "I was up watching ALF reruns when she went to bed, but I creepered her before I fell asleep... so it's all good."
Tommy: "I hear yah, doggy style, creeper style... at least you have a chic."
Bob: "I was up watching ALF reruns when she went to bed, but I creepered her before I fell asleep... so it's all good."
Tommy: "I hear yah, doggy style, creeper style... at least you have a chic."
by Monkey J Monk January 17, 2009
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Get the creeper keeper mug.when you know you have the capacity to become completely psychotic and aggressive but are smiling, acting meek and agreeable
A young hard working girl in social media anxiously waiting for a promotion said, "I have been creepy patient waiting for my promotion."
by nimbus&rodger August 28, 2012
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