Scratching one's ass

To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing

The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work

(Scratching one's ass)

by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023

Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.

I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet

by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

Catching Popcorn

The act of catching a droplet of airborne sperm with one’s mouth.

I was masturbating when a gob of sperm flew into my mouth; does catching popcorn mean I am gay?

by Black_History_Month October 29, 2024

Crotching

Doing an act so disgusting and diabolical to any item that the item is now yours. Marking your territory by doing something gross.

"Dude, did you see Logan crotching that couch?"

by SweetnessNancy December 7, 2024

Tratching

( Verb ) cutting or ripping off your own penis so you can then attach said penis to a strap, and then peg someone with your penis strap.

My girl wanted to try Tratching and now all of her friends want a hit from my one hit wonder.

by SkibonerEdgeLord January 25, 2025

Scratching Post

An individual who is not a furry and has no interest in becoming one, but interacts heavily with them (or perhaps puts up with them, depending on your PoV).

Dan's a pretty cool guy, he's got a lot of really great knowledge and wisdom of computers, and is quite active in our IT Furs Telegram group, but make no mistake he's no furry, just a Scratching Post.

by EquuiNoxxus September 29, 2025

catching strays

when you’re not involved in an argument between people, but one of the people involved in the argument will still involve you by dissing you

Person 1: well Person 3 is ugly as fuck!

Person 2: Excuse me?

Person 3: why am I catching strays right now?

by sleeperagent03172017 December 28, 2025