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Jim the Cop'd 

To spill beer on ones shirt when chugging. First used on the show "Three Sheets" on MOJO.
Tom would've won the drinking contest, but he was disqualified when he Jim the Cop'd.
Jim the Cop'd by Necroletariat January 13, 2008
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When one of two 'cops' alternate their interviews. The 'Bad Cop' behaves negatively toward the subject, making blatant accusations, derogatory comments, threats, and in general raising the subject's antipathy. This sets the stage for the 'Good Cop' to deceptively act supportive, understanding, defensive, and in general show sympathy for the subject, which may make the subject cooperative towards the latter.
Pledge 1: "Dude, how about what Tiffany, the bad cop, said at the pledge meeting last night?"

Pledge 2: "Oh I know man. It made me feel so terrible. I'm just glad Danny was there to make us all feel better."
bad cop by Ditto10 November 9, 2010

Rent-a-cop 

A slang term for a Security Guard (known as Security Officer in the business).

There are several kinds of people attracted to this work:

1.) The "Lifer": A loser in life who cannot do anything other than be a waste of space. These are the ones that make it harder for other people to perform a simple job of making sure a client's property doesn't burn down or get ransacked. They are insecure, lazy, and mentally slow. They think that they are somehow like Police or the Military. These tend to be in their late 30's and higher but you can see this sad excuse for existence in some 20 somethings that really fail at life. .

2.) College students: A lot of the younger guards you will run into who seem intelligent are usually in this class. Often this occupation allows for ample study time if done covertly. The pay rate is much better than most college jobs so they play it smart and do these kinds of jobs.

3.) Retired people: Surprisingly enough not every old guard you see will be an idiot. Often these are guys and gals who have retired and in order to have a supplemental income, they take on this job. They are often articulate and fairly intelligent for the most part.
816 Congress Avenue in Downtown Austin has a really bad Lifer at night. Go skate there in the alleyways to watch his dumbass in action. He's a real Rent-a-cop!
Rent-a-cop by Coca-Cola Kid December 20, 2009

beat it like a cop 

she said she want me to beat it like a cop

No Cop No Stop 

The prerogative of every single person who lives in Orange County, this choice is the exercising of only stopping at posted STOP sign at one's own discretion.
Dude 1: "Dude, you just blew through that stop sign."

Dude 2: "Know ye not, friend, the law of the road? For thus it was written, 'And yea, my People shall not thirst, nor shall they stop at every freaking STOP sign, for they shall know that if there be no cop, there shalt be no stop.' Look it up. It's in there. No Cop No Stop."

Dude 1: "Oh. I did not know that."
No Cop No Stop by adamryan March 10, 2009

rent a cop 

University security. They drive around looking for trouble, but when it gets dirty, the call the real cops.
The public safety aka rent a cop had to call the city cops because the party was too big.
rent a cop by webmasterhcharlie September 4, 2006