Concord, ON

That place in between Maple and Thornhill that nobody knows is actually called Concord. Most of the people that live here just say they're from Maple if they're Italian because the rest of the population is mostly Indian and Asian.

Oh tru, fuck Woodbridge, Maple representt! Concord, ON

by Scarlettttt December 17, 2010

Condom Swipe

The act of wraping a plastic bag over a debit card. The condom swipe is necessary after two to five tries of swiping a debit card through a machine that repeatedly declines the transaction.

(7-11 cashier 1)- four thirty five sir.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.

by Dusty Ballz October 19, 2010

Condom

The best invention EVER

dont be stupid....use a fucking condom!

COVER UR BLUBBER WITH RUBBER!

by the NINJA Cheesecake June 1, 2011

condometron

when a boy and a girl gets started and then the boy ruins the moment by saying "wait let me get a condom on"

girl: lets get down to business
boy: *puts in*
girl&boy get started
boy: wait let me put a condom on!
girl: OH MY GOD! YOUR SUCH A CONDOMETRON!

by nigelbabynigel June 28, 2011

condom coinflip

The 'heads or tail' moment when you hope the condom your putting on in the dark is facing the right way.

Last night I wasted 30 seconds guessing tails, putting that condom on the wrong way. Total condom coinflip.

by harrycomets July 30, 2011

Condom-shooter

The act of cumming so hard the condom flys off.

Ryan: "Hey man I had a condom-shooter this morning while taint-sitting with Melanie"

Jacob: "is that a drink"

Ryan: "no I came so hard the condom shot off"

by Thisdickonyourhead August 5, 2014

Candorphalia

An obsession with truthfulness and truthful things shaped like a penis

The man had great candorphalia

by Anakxksnana April 5, 2015