computer

A high tech masturbation receptacle which can also be used to place orders for the destruction of decaying murder/rape victim's carcasses through the internet.

I sure wish I had more computer.

by Mr. Internet VII March 18, 2004

computer science

A demanding major but not as hard as many would like you to think. If you think CS is hard try CE where you do the core CS classes along with EE classes and extra math and physics.

computer science is a fun yet demanding major

by uncle sam March 31, 2008

Computer Nerd

Stewie: he often dreams about computer parts and gets off to them too.

Stewie is the biggest computer nerd in the world

by Jafarla February 6, 2008

Computer Cow

Somebody who sits on their ass all day on their computer and

watches retarded online shows, youtube sensations, fails, lame music videos, laugh at other peoples failures and writes hate comments on youtube videos, like how cows graze all day and eat grass.

("Did you see two girls one cup?" - "No cause I'm doing something important!")

("What are you doing today" - "Nothing")

("Sky John is really fun"- "NO! hes a Fucking Retard.....")

("Mom can you cook me dinner cause I'm on my computer"- "Such a Fucking computer cow")

by Walter Dixshit October 24, 2011

Computer

You dumb dumb poopy pants

Your a dumb dumb poopy pants for not knowing what a computer is, I mean, i'm in first grade, but come on.

by Chicken Nugget Dude March 10, 2017

computer

Man's famous tool for emulating God.

You can do pretty much anything you want with a computer, like God, but the computer also has free will, God's gift to humans, so it could suddenly crash if it wanted to.

by T Hizzle June 1, 2005

advanced computer applications class

The dumbest and second most pointless class in school besides Geometry. Judging by this site, ya'll need it. It is another excuse to take a 45 min nap before you have to go to lunch and get bitched at.

Hussy wake up!
oh shit the computer apps teacher is bitchin' again

by Geena Davis May 3, 2005