Beer Commando

To drink beer with no underwear on or completely naked.

My wife was out of town so I decided to become a beer commando. Goodbye Pants. Hello beer!

by Chaca February 15, 2013

Mobile commando

Going mobile (possibly with several mobile devices) but not bringing a recharger.

Sorry to take so long to respond--I went mobile commando on vacation last week.

by CletusVD June 3, 2013

Public Commenter

A public commenter is one who comments on public pages, news articles or Facebook posts. These comments are not directed at anyone in particular and can often be riddled with grammatical errors.

It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.

Natalie: "Oh, I found a really cute guy on Tinder the other day; then I found out he was a public commenter!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"

by pony1234 July 20, 2016

Corny Command

a command that adults tell their children in a corny way by using their words against them.

I remember I was told a corny command. I said to Mom "Mom, Can I have a chocolate bunny?" & she said "You better Chocolate bunny your ass downstairs & take my clothes in the back"

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 June 1, 2018

In-Commandant

Military Officer not having or showing the necessary skills to do their job successfully, yet promoted to rank of Commandant.
synonyms: inept, unskilled, amateurish, unprofessional, lacking ability, bungling, blundering, bag of ham, clumsy, inadequate, substandard, inferior, ineffective, deficient, inefficient, ineffectual, no good, not good enough, wanting, lacking, leaving much to be desired; incapable, unfit, unsuitable, unqualified, pathetic, cack-handed, ham-fisted, not up to it, a dead loss, not up to scratch, not know one's arse from one's elbow, couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery

If you keep breathing, you too will eventually become In-Commandant. Keep breathing!

by F1abg9! November 16, 2018

send commandos

A super cool way of asking for nudes. Probably just genitals, but if you refer to yourself going shirtless as going commando, then consider this an all around great phrase for sexting.

"Dude, Rachel told me to send commandos while I was in the shower last night."

by lilythegoose December 16, 2018

co commenter

literally just types the exact same thing someone else typed in hopes of getting the same amount of attention.

billy saw that bobs comment on youtube got 1.2k likes and decided to be a co commenter and type the same thing.

by Lycan Ace March 15, 2019