Bartolo Colon

With pure association to a Brush Back, the remains left in the bottom of the toilet, as well as floating in the water, curly brown pieces of shit and pubic hair after taking a high velocity, popping turd. Hence, looks like the skin color and hair of Major League, Cy Young award pitcher "Bartolo Colon."

After getting brushed back, I looked down and found Bartolo Colon floating face up in the bottom of my toilet.

by King Sulphur May 25, 2006

coconutjob

a boob job while the lady is wearing a coconut bikini. (the bikini need not remain on the entire time). Use of coconut shavings is highly recommended. The average price as of this posting is 5 dollars.

I'll pay you 5 bucks for a coconutjob.
You can ask for a coconutjob after a massage in tropical locations.

by DePaulCTI November 5, 2007

cojonudo

Spanish for brave, 'ballsy', or 'gutsy'. Used to describe one who has testicular or ovarian fortitude. (Since in Spanish the adjective must agree with the noun, you say cojonudo when talking about a male subject or cojonuda when discussing a female subject)

-Look! That woman just rescued that kid from a burning building!
-Ay, ella es muy cojonuda...

by RatchetBoo July 12, 2003

cojones

deeez nuts, your testicles

that guy has some big cojones.
hey vato i got some big cojones.

by EL MIKIMBIN May 2, 2003

Colon Joe

a retarded kid that smells like racid shit

god damn u smell like colon joe

by alan April 20, 2005

Coconut

Someone who is addicted to cocaine or crack.

Joey Jeremiah is a coconut.

by joey jeremiah September 14, 2005

Coconut Meat Beat

Everyone knows the inside of a coconut is called the meat right? Well while driving along and you just so happen to notice a white Car/ Truck/ Van/Jeep or whatever. You yell " Coconut Meat Beat" at the top of your lungs and aggressively Punch anyone near you in the shoulder. Make sure the victum of the "Coconut Meat Beat" saw the car or it doesnt count and the victum gets a free "Beat". Yes, I know there are many white cars around, but thats what makes it fun!

Coconut Meat Beat

(Howard Saw a white car)

Howard- " Cocnut Meat Beat" (Aggressively punches Frank)
Frank- "DAMNIT" I will get you next time!

by Henry Sr. Walter July 13, 2010