dick clock reverse

a sex possition where when before the male cums, he pulls out and turns his penis around and around at a steady speed near the females vagina and cums while spinning.

Bonnie: I had sex with Montel last night, and guess what he did?! DICK CLOCK REVERSE.
Julia: You lucky son of a bitch!

by sekao August 14, 2010

barbie alarm clock

For a man to be woken up by his girlfriend/one night stand/wife sucking him off.

"Man she woke me up with a barbie alarm clock"

by DanRC September 5, 2007

metal alarm clock

the act of taking a guitar and amp,setting it next to the unlucky individuals head (whilst asleep) and rocking hardcore to wake them up

yea ryan hit me with the metal alarm clock this morning at 6.

by flying commas of death June 4, 2011

Arabian Alarm Clock

A very grotesque way of waking someone up. To perform the arabian alarm clock you must kneel over another persons face and let thier testicles sink into their eye sockets. Then you get you penis erect and begin to beat them over the head with it. Also known as the "T-Bag Wake Up Call"

Tim gave me the Arabian Alarm Clock this morning. So I fed him super-choco-lax brownies for afternoon tea.

by Unfortunate Froshie December 1, 2004

100 'o' Clock

When it is so late and your mind is gone, and you just don't care what time it is anymore.

"Dude I'm so wasted, what time is it?"
"I don't know, 100 'o' Clock."

by NoWayDude December 9, 2008

clean your clock

to completely trounce someone in a game of sport or skill; to beat completely or utterly

"You want to play tennis with me? Cool, but be warned — I'll probably clean your clock."

by Steveryone March 5, 2019

Tijuana Alarm Clock

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

by ZarkinFrood August 1, 2009