choetus

To post a fake picture of a reasonably attractive person, and pass it off as ourself.

-Man, that girl's pic is hot, but she's probably just pulling a choetus.

by slater November 12, 2003

charteris

Charteris...if this has been done 2 you that means your filth to be charterised means to have your balls stretched and then spat and for girls this is even more foul as to be charterised for a girl means to have ure fanny flaps strecthed so that you yourself can give yourself some pleasure

paul: hey i heard you have been charterised!
frankie: yea i had it done the other night its way cool
paul: wow can i have a look
frankie: sure thing i suked on it the other nite 2 relieve some pain
paul: well i will help you relieve the pain baby
frankie: thanks paul you mean alot 2 me

by Brad Davies July 14, 2006

charturdious

Means 'awesome' or 'cool'. The word originated from a small asian who quotes 'family guy' and 'futurama' in her spare time. It can also be used to define morons who like to go out and build snow men at 50 degrees below zero. Also can be used to describe very tiny, yet cool, asian kids that love TV and playing with cameras.

'Golly! You are so charturdious!'

'Hahaha you're tiny. I shall call you Charturdious!'

by Jezzka December 14, 2008

choaties

huge, lucious, irresistible well-formed breasts.
(With thanks to my good friend Brian out of Ohio)

Oh my God, check out the choaties on that Babe!!!

by Mark, friend of Splork August 21, 2007

Chart Toppers

When young adults or teenagers dress trendy and act like they are really cool. Often travel in packs with other chart toppers. They will often mimick clothing that they see on MTV. You may see them shopping at Hot Topic and Abercrombie & Fitch

Damn look at those chart toppers, they sure look stupid.

by Big G 31 April 11, 2008

Charticlicious

A particularly well made hybrid chart-article, commonly referred to as a charticle in the news industry.

Did you see the charticlicious Tempo section in the Chicago Tribune?

by Nicholas Allen October 18, 2008

charticles

Rated articles

Charticles can jump right to the top of the chart at times.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010