fur choked crack

An ass crack so hairy that it looks like a wookie is trying to force his way out of a jammed doorway.

Dude 1: “That fine ass dark haired Indian chick Nina came over to my place other night. We were about to get it on but when she took her panties off, man that chick had the biggest bush and fur choked crack I’d ever seen!”

Dude 2: “Did you hit it though?”
Dude 1: “Yeah man, I still hit it.”

by D Biggums June 10, 2022

Choking Fish Flail

The act of being choked during sex to the point of passing out and then rolling or 'flailing' around trying to get your breath back.

The couple tried the choking fish flail tonight. She rode him and choked him until he passed out.

by Missy_x June 27, 2022

Choking up on the bat

Getting a blow job at a baseball game!

I was sitting in the nosebleed section of the my local baseball coliseum! Not an attendee in sight! My partner wanted to do something frisky. Asked if choking up on the bat wasn't out of the picture. As a kind hearted and loving boyfriend, whom am I to deny! She promptly lathered up my hardy maple wood staff and went to town!
By the end of the half inning I could only review her work as knocking it out of the park!

by Extra Inning King August 23, 2022

Choke n jerk

When you ask someone/someone asks you to choke them as you jerk them off.

“No wyatt, im not gonna Choke n Jerk you, oh don’t cry into a pillow now…. don’t threaten to rape me???”

by Definitely not Sonoma 🤤 July 5, 2023

Kamikaze choke slam

It is when someone who gets pounded aggressively after coming out from the intensive care unit for just about a second and goes back to bed.

Spike dudley just got kamikaze choke slammed after he was awake from his coma by his beloved brothers.

by Rappercracker August 7, 2020

old man choke

A colloquial suggestion of anonymity and hostility.

Blake: "Lets do a handshake"

Edna: No response
Blake: "Old Man Choke"

by Spice cowboy August 13, 2022

choking the teddy bear

The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.

Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"

by HentaiNerd69 January 14, 2014