I was sitting in the nosebleed section of the my local baseball coliseum! Not an attendee in sight! My partner wanted to do something frisky. Asked if choking up on the bat wasn't out of the picture. As a kind hearted and loving boyfriend, whom am I to deny! She promptly lathered up my hardy maple wood staff and went to town!
By the end of the half inning I could only review her work as knocking it out of the park!
By the end of the half inning I could only review her work as knocking it out of the park!
by Extra Inning King August 23, 2022
Get the Choking up on the batmug. “No wyatt, im not gonna Choke n Jerk you, oh don’t cry into a pillow now…. don’t threaten to rape me???”
by Definitely not Sonoma 🤤 July 5, 2023
Get the Choke n jerkmug. by Spice cowboy August 13, 2022
Get the old man chokemug. by mmalyssa April 12, 2019
Get the National Choking Daymug. An ass crack so hairy that it looks like a wookie is trying to force his way out of a jammed doorway.
Dude 1: “That fine ass dark haired Indian chick Nina came over to my place other night. We were about to get it on but when she took her panties off, man that chick had the biggest bush and fur choked crack I’d ever seen!”
Dude 2: “Did you hit it though?”
Dude 1: “Yeah man, I still hit it.”
Dude 2: “Did you hit it though?”
Dude 1: “Yeah man, I still hit it.”
by D Biggums June 10, 2022
Get the fur choked crackmug. "Hey man! What's with the hospital tag?"
"I just got done doing the Alaskan Choke-Hold. It was incredible!"
"I just got done doing the Alaskan Choke-Hold. It was incredible!"
by ThatOneExOfKaitlyn March 10, 2019
Get the The Alaskan Choke-Holdmug. The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.
Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"
by HentaiNerd69 January 14, 2014
Get the choking the teddy bearmug.